So, you guys know I write fanfictions, right? You didn't? Oh right, that's because I'm lazy and they never get posted on the internet. Well, I do, and because I write fluffy mushy romance fanfictions, I decided that I need some mindless entertainment to tear me away from the mind-melting cuteness of Naruto romance fics. I found this after running around looking at pictures, in one-of-the-Clayr's journal (I'm not sure if that's their actual name, sorry, I'll fix it later). I decided I had to do it, even if I wasn't tagged. BTW, the characters on my list are in no particular order

Warning: don't read if you don't like yaoi/yuri/crack pairings. C:


Number your 12 favorite characters from any fandom and then answer the questions...

1 - Hinata
2 - Kankuro
3 - Temari
4 - Deidara
5 - Gaara
6 - Kyouya Ohtori
7 - Kiba
8 - Tamaki Suoh
9 - Neji
10 - Kaoru Hitachiin
11 - Naruto
12 - Fai

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Kyouya x Naruto? Dear goodness....never, and I don't think I ever will! I probably would want to, anyways. It seems very interesting!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Deidara is very hot. Like...smokin' hot. If I touched him, I would burst into flames from the intense heat like that of a thousand dying suns. Or something like that.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
They would have a beautiful child...with beautiful wavy blond hair and blue-violet eyes...and said child would be tall...and beautiful.

4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine?
Yes...but I haven't actually read any about just him. They're usually just Hinata fanfics with him in them.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Kankuro x Kyouya. Doubt it...they're both dominant types. xD

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Gaara x Neji, I guess, because Neji is a little less likely to get killed than Kaoru...I'm sure Gaara wouldn't enjoy pranks.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Be scarred mentally, but then be okay in a few years...seeing as he probably doesn't have much of a connection with either Kankuro or Fai.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Temari is down because Shikamaru dumped her for Ino (wtf? ew!), and wanders around Konoha on her last day before returning to Suna. She ends up getting pranked by Kaoru and Hikaru on accident (she was standing where someone else was supposed to stand), and after she beats them both up, Kaoru asks if he can take her on a date to make up for it. Yeah, I know, lame.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
HAH. Hinata x Tamaki...if anyone were crazy enough to write it, there would be. I can see it now...Tamaki calling Hinata Hina-hime everywhere she goes, and then hugging her to death when she blushes. xD

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
'Dog Days'? Lame...

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Hinata gets raped by Deidara...it's not like it hasn't been done before. How about Hinata gets rejected by Naruto, runs away, somehow lands in the hands of the Akatsuki, and somehow has sex with Deidara. It's not uncommon to see. Usually, though, it's Itachi rather than Dei-sama.

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I dunno. Unless it's sandcest. Nami might like it as Yuri. Dunno.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Nami might...but I don't think anyone else does anymore. It's just me, lol. xD

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Kankuro/Deidara/Gaara...Devyn might, if I asked her. She's good at yaoi. xD

16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
'AaaaAAAHH! Nii-san!' xDD I dunno, I don't really do twincest.

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Ordinary Day by Vanessa Carlton, just 'cause someone made a REALLY cute TamaHaru AMV to that song.

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Hinata/Kyouya/Fai....probably major crack, and lots of fetish. xD

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
'I've lost my virginity, can I have yours?'

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Not that long ago...maybe a month.

21. What is Six's super-secret kink?
Nicknames. That's why he allows Tamaki to call him 'oka-san'.

22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Drunk...Naruto would mistake Neji for Hinata. He would have to be VERY drunk.

23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Temari. No other comments.

24. “(1)Hinata and (7)Kiba are in a happy relationship until (9)Neji suddenly runs off with (4)Deidara. (1)Hinata, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11)Naruto and a brief unhappy affair with (12)Fai, then follows the wise advice of (5)Gaara and finds true love with (3)Temari."

What title would you give this fic? Screw the title...I want to know why Hinata is getting advice from Gaara. But the title would be something like...'8 Crazy Nights' or something.

Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Nami, Caitlyn, and Devyn.

The people who wrote it would be:

Ideas(and server of drinks): myself C:

Writer: Devyn

Moral Support and dirty ideas provider: Nami

random dancer in the background: Aishi

Supporter: Cait

25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
How the hell could it be canon? Kiba x Tamaki? I wouldn't mind, though. It would be cute...Tamaki likes dogs, right?